Category: Home

I once returned from a two-month stint in Southeast Asia to find a family of raccoons had taken up residence in my apartment. Turns out, my neighbor’s idea of “keeping an eye on things” translated to occasionally glancing at my front door and ignoring the wildlife circus happening inside. Lesson learned: trusting someone else with […]

I once left for a month-long trek through the Andes, convinced my home would be fine with just a locked door and a prayer. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I returned to a fridge that could’ve birthed a new species, a jungle of dust bunnies, and a mailbox overflowing with junk mail that could probably be […]

I once left for a week-long trip with nothing more than a hasty slam of my front door, convinced that the universe would keep my house in one piece. Spoiler: it didn’t. The cat discovered the art of curtain climbing, the fridge staged a cold war, and a rogue storm decided to redecorate my backyard. […]